dajo42:

honestly there are several of my irl friends that i would probably willingly kiss/other stuff if they just came up to me one day and asked

i dont think about doing it and i wouldnt say that i want to right this instant but i would want to if they did. like i would be down if they suggested it. that is how easily i would be convinced

  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
carolathhabsburg:

Father and daughter. Late 1910s.

carolathhabsburg:

Father and daughter. Late 1910s.

Reblog if Chris Evans boobs are better than yours

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

sixpenceee:

A compilation of Edward Gorey and his rather gothic poems and illustrations. 

Check out his dark children alaphabet illustrations

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Chalk art by Lila Roux

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs